Leftism teaches you that the most annoying people in the world can have the exact same opinions as you. And they’ll still get on your nerves
Other leftists will say some shit you fundamentally agree with but phrased in a way designed in a lab specifically to piss you off. Like you’re right but shut the fuck up
(via majorcatitude)
melaniefangz-banned4funnypiss:
whoa dude when I heard about “radfems” I thought it would be some most radical females! 😍🤙
but these chicks are saying some bogus things about other babes 😬
(via rawesomesauce)
some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer
in my greatest fantasies i am able to help people
In my fantasies I can prevent people from being hurt, even if it means I get hurt in their stead.
In my fantasies i dont have to know how to aim
(via rawesomesauce)
Damn, my cat scratched the hell out of me today
You traitor, I rescued you from being sold like a prostitute on the streets, you could at least let me love you
She just came into my room and chirped at me
all is forgiven
it’s a trap
she has tasted your blood
and has come back for seconds
(via soupcowboy)
Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9
(via foxes-and-ravens)
(Source: twitter.com, via notsureifyoureablogoragirl)
“how do I taxonomize this???” is too many people’s frantic response to near everything
Mixed up “taxonomy” and “taxidermy” for a second and was momentarily transfixed by the apparent issue of people frantically and indiscriminately performing taxidermy
It’s so hard being a silly goose in this anti-whimsy society
(via trajektoria)